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99 Funny Christmas Quotes To Keep You Laughing Until The New Year

Christmas is stressful. From shopping for the perfect gifts to cooking a feast for the family, it’s surprising that people actually look forward to the holiday hustle and bustle.

To help you get through the stress of holiday season, check out these 99 funny Christmas quotes to keep you jolly through the season…

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”

“Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” -Charlie Brown in A Charlie Brown Christmas Movie

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”

“Christmas shopping. Never an easy or a pleasant task.” -Harry in Love Actually

“If you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show’, that doesn’t mean they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.” – Father Christmas in Elf “Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What’s next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?” – Santa Claus in Home Alone

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